Holy Invitation, 14th January, every year mini Kumbha Mela
If you ever wanted to be truly happy all by yourself without depending on money , friends and social adjustments also known as social slaveries; if you want to know why, what you are doing hasn’t, isn’t and won’t possibly work, and why , you haven’t made stunning spiritual progress so far, then this holy invitation is for you to increase your understanding temperature to 105 degrees where meditation automatically happens.
Welcome to celebrate ‘’ the festival of oneness with the universe ‘’ in an incredible electro-dynamic field of spiritual wizards, month long sacred vacationing in the greatest of all power spots , spiritual IQ booster Maha Kumbh Mela 2013 january 14, 27 ,30th. Feb 10,15, 18th to the end of the month.
World’s biggest spiritual gathering held once in every 12 years in Prayag, Allahabad , UP , INDIA.
Hidden deep inside the Hindu Dharma is a secret almost too good to be true , making you not only ecstatic but a grand embodiment of universal ecstasy. Discover that secret with the only one qualification: go beyond your social, imperialistic educational indoctrinations . Like this, wandering in Kumbh Mela becomes exploring your very you in Alice in Wonderland.
Earl said, ‘’Human mind is the last great unexplored continent on the earth .’’I add, without exploring that , other explorations are not only decorations of trash bin but also trouble making.
Swamis , Sadhus , Yogis’ camps in Kumbh Mela are the laboratories of different explorers of the human mind and human potential.
As soon as all ten layers of mind are explored, mind is automatically transcended. Bliss Consciousness then takes over all aspects of life.
So, join us for exploring the magical universe of God-Love-Intoxicated , ecstasy- eccentric Hindus , seekers of Truth , Yogis , mystics , tantric alchemists , snake charmers and magicians of multiple varieties.
A wonderful opportunity to meet an Enlightened Guru of your dreams, who can fulfill your colorful ambition in a fingers snap , who can unite you with your impossible love, who can cool your tormenting heart , cure your incurable disease , turn your ‘peanut head’ into cosmic intelligence.
A place where Yogis like 1800 years old sage Mahavatar Babaji roam around in the form of beggars looking like Sirdi Sai Baba and guide you to advance on the path of inner light with outer delight. Meet magnificent saints , seeing whose magnanimity you will be thrilled , tear-eyed and go timeless and spaced out almost in a fourth dimensional reality.
At the same time it is a searching field for gurus looking for a ‘dream’ disciple who can be taken to the next level of his growth. Why so? Because, more the power , greater the responsibility. Even the correct theoretical knowledge of enlightenment is such a power that the feeling of responsibility for sharing is acute , almost inescapable, what to speak of full enlightenment. So, if you are that disciple who is seeking for alive, living dream guru who can passionately work with you one-on-one to help develop and execute your spiritual skills, Kumbhmela is a paradise.
Here you may attain such an eye-ball-popping , mouth- dropping knowledge which even the US President , world class scientists and A class intellectuals of the USA know nothing about. Even Einstein died craving for it!
There is every possibility to know That, knowing which everything becomes known; attaining which everything becomes attained. Life is no longer an endless struggle but ceaseless ecstasy (as glimpsed by Archimedes) of understanding the mystery of life and existence. It is in those magical moments and states which India’s Intergalactic Chronicles are clearly understood, the basic roots of humanity and the clues to solve all the problems of the world are revealed exactly like the blossoming of flowers or the ripening of fruits.
Meet the ash smeared Yogis who own nothing but enjoy as if they have everything , as if the whole world belongs to them.
Visit the Yogis whose blessings are a luck booster, (IQ , EQ ,SQ booster) , in whose eyes the compassion of Shiva , Krishna , Buddha or your own mother emanates.
You can see the portable health laboratories – the real holy cows (what you see in the West are wild animals raised only for milk, butter and beef.) You just fondle and feed a holy cow in India and feel what a great peace descends up on you , as if some heavy burden of ghostly pressure has been relieved from your head . It is as if you have feasted the starving soul of your deceased parents, grandparents or intimate friends.
Collecting all the venerations in your heart, with all your might take a dip in the holy waters of the trinity union and be reborn , transformed as if from a ghost into an angel. As if flowers showered , perfumes emanated and nectar poured. Behold the guardian angel of Ganga river in an astoundingly beautiful form appearing offering you the benediction of your lifelong cherished wish.
The magic of this land in this time frame is to turn your imagination into a live reality , regardless of how wild it is. Just don’t be put off due to dust, crowd and noise . They are just to drive away the unworthy! Dusts are sands of holy Ganga , crowds are innocent holy villagers, and even thieves among them are more humane and caring then some meat-beef eating civilized people including PMS , Presidents of India , Arabia , China and elsewhere . Noise is the sacred chants of the sin absolving holy name of the cosmic beloved - almighty Bhagavan, who loves you so much that the compounded love of 100 Romeo and Juliet seem like ash.
Contact us for reservation, boarding , lodging and learning ‘’ Silent Explosion Meditation ‘’ In three to seven sittings, any day after a nice bath , freshly dressed , loose , comfortable and empty stomach.
Everybody should come with latest learning equipments , torch , sleeping bag , laptop, active high memory radiation-free mobile, etc., so that you can listen prescribed subjects and we can find you if you are lost in the crowd.
All seekers please request for spiritual- tycoon making discourses ofSwami Shyamendra. He will be your ‘’Silent Explosion Meditation ‘’ guide , Yogic programs Guide .
All questions on Spiritual ,Political India , Unified Field Theory of Intergalactic Chronicles , Absolutistic Philosophy , Latest Cosmology , 100 techniques of meditations , Vedas , Puranas , Shastras , Yoga Sutras , Absolute Truth Sutras , Divine Love Sutras , astral travelling throughout the terrestrial globe, etc., should be addressed to him.
For all other kind of requests please meet, Yogi Pranav Chaitanya , an acclaimed revolutionary and patriotic Yoga teacher, Ayurveda and Panchkarma instructor and well known to every nook and corner of this antique city, Prayag and holy men around here.
No European, only sattvic vegetarian food will be served twice every day.
You will learn great lesson in India , that after Independence , how leftovers of the oppressive colonial imperialists by hijacking PM post through Khan Muslim JL Nehru impersonating as a Hindu Pundit and his race are again messing up India, masquerading as minorities. And even in 65 years the nation owners, the Hindu majorities are not being able to outsmart them. They haven’t even found out that Nehru was a sinister Hindu hater Muslim. What a shame !They are loosing the grip of their own ancestral Country.
Learning this lesson you will not be fooled.