Bhagavat University
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ULTRA MODERN BHAGAVAT UNIVERSITY
FOR EDUCATION OF ADVANCED WORLD , PRODUCING QUALITY HUMAN BEING .
GREAT OPPORTUNITY BANGING ON YOUR DOOR
Are you a post-graduate ?
Would you like to master a vocation less for anything in return more
for inner contentment or enlightenment by serving the humanity
sharing the incredible wisdom of Hinduism?
Do you know , It is your power of knowledge of Hinduism that makes you
intuitive , work smarter , harder , faster and still relaxing always
ever ?
Come and become learning dynamo of Hindus’ literary magical universe .
Selfless sharing is the fastest way to learn a wisdom you want to
obtain . It is the most honorable , prestigious vocation on the earth
. It is an independent Yoga in itself ‘’ bhaktim mayi param ‘’.
Three months fast-trek education , with a special certificate course
into scientifically , philosophically and historically interconnected
spirituality .
The Unified Field Theory of Intergalactic History as briefly
documented in 18,000 to 40,000 verses
Which is some of the 200 million years of humanity’s enlightening happenings .
Of course , we will correct your pronunciations’ of Sanskrit stanzas .
You already know Theory of Relativity but here we lead you steps ahead
of Albert Einstein to enter
The Theory of Absolute .
You know Kamu said ‘’Man can not live without lies ‘’ Freud said ‘’
Life can not be conceived without sex We are going to introduce you
to super honest , beyond orgasmic push or pull ideal after ideals .
William Jung tells us ‘’ Only one tenth of mind we can all use and
nine tenth remains unused , dormant .’
Here we share with you the techniques to use not only dormant latent
potentialities but also how to
Communicate with subtle beings and planets where people live who use
their full potentialities .
Not only this , we initiate you [upon your request] into methods to go
beyond all layers of mind and stay
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Aware and alert entranced into the oceanic peace of
Pure-Consciousness where as a light of delight effulgence of Divine
Vrindaban lurks and looms , shimmers , shines and dazzles as
anti-material world composed of transcendental love .
You know Nietzsche who said ‘’God is dead and man is free to enjoy ‘’
. Here we lead you how out of
Complete freedom you discover out Krishna , the God of love , the lord
of rapturous joy . You are bubbling out with ecstasy so much that
Even a stormy earth quake of devastating suffering can not shake
off the sky big , ocean deep Joy of being together with Krishna . it
is the only state of consciousness where you
Are above vicious cycle of getting and achieving illusions of
expectations and life turns a process of becoming .
Your being hyperactive with hypertension is due to your getting
programed surviving in liner time zone . In this university you learn
how to live holographic time zone extensively elaborated in Hindu
literatures
Respecting Hinduism is respecting humanity’s capacity to rise to the
apex of spiritual evolution and also admiring the evolving values of
life natural to each of its stages .
People like to be happy but never know what being happy feels like .
All life they keep locking horns or striking head on dollar-piling ,
power-trips or flirting some Miss Universe likes .
Poor guy dies empty handed . Happiness comes on its own accord as soon
as Hindu life style becomes
Your second nature . In Hinduism , the best project you’ll ever work
on is YOU and integration continues.
Do you feel your present religion an imposition upon your life and
originally you belong to an unboundedly liberal and unrestricted
freedom bestowing universal religion of Hinduism ? If you do , then
you are requested to find the best timely inspiration from American
philosopher David Frailly , Hollywood Actress Julia Robert , Ford ,
Koreroed Elst , Tulsi Gabbers and others who felt the same , embraced
sacred Hinduism and decorated their life with gems and jewels of Hindu
wisdom .
So dear friend , have you been cautious of anglicized, leftist,
pseudo indologists truly speaking idiotologists , Indian secularists
with their dangerous literary treasons ? And now out of those rubbish
got clear vision ?
Has a stormy search for mysterious unknown , the Truth ,the meaning
of life or enlightenment arisen in your bosom ?
Has an overwhelming love for Krishna-God sanctified your life and you
want to advance thru higher stages?
Have you determined to attain That , attaining which all the best of
the world are attained ?
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Have you made up your mind to know That , knowing which all wonders ,
all mysteries are known and
You are fulfilled ?
If so ,
Then , please come join us and receive an in depth education into True
History of Humanity , Krishna Meditation , Krishna Yoga , Krishna
Philosophy and much more
We offer certificate courses on history , philosophy and meditation
techniques of holy traditions of Sri Nimbark , Sri Chaitanya , Sri
Vallabh , Sri Harivansha , Sri Haridas and more . We provide
Extensive study of SriMadBhagavat with Bhaktamal and available
literatures of Mahabhav-attained gifted saints and sages . We offer
Extensive lectures on AnandVrindabanChampu , KalachandGita ,
Prempattanam , Madhurykadambini and more . You may enjoy 70 lectures
in YouTube right away . Please master this wisdom , spend some years
in PremSamadhi and then travel around the world Offering seven days
discourse programs all the way from your living room to schools ,
colleges and university auditoriums to White House of USA , to
Parliament House of UK , UNO to Moscow , Tokyo to Sidney everywhere
let there be resounding , echoing of this timeless enlightening
wisdom . This way we liberate the whole world .
A special blessing with certificate will be provided to you at the end
of examination you will pass .
Write for our catalogue and introductory booklet on Unified Field
Theory of Intergalactic History .
Contact
YouTube ‘’swamishyamendra’’
ULTRA-MODERN BHAGAVAT UNIVERSITY OF SWAMI SHYAMENDRA ,
VRINDABAN , MATHURA , INDIA Call 9557878412or9808345279
onemanuniversity@gmail.com/ swamishyamendra@gmail.com/
ultramodernbhagavatkatha.wetpaint.com/ecstacyoflove
Dear Friends
All sufferings , problems , diseases , crimes , monstrosities ,
stupidities , terrorism , even world war
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Are rooted deep on world wide ignorance of Hinduism . Leftist ,
Communist , Nehru brand Secularist , Missionaries , Islamists ,
Anglicized scholars , pseudo indologists , and Brits’ bootlicker
Indian Governments have irrepairably damaged the image of Hinduism
beyond proportion . No university in the whole world today is
presenting Hinduism honestly .
This illiteracy of Vedic education is dungenizing and demonizing our
life , our family , our world day by day , more and more .
William Adam presented 1780 page report on India’s education system in
House of Commons on Feb,2 ,1835 in London .
TB Macaulay read it out which is still available to see on record . He said –
1--I travelled entire length and width of India from Baluchistan to
Burma and Afghanistan to SriLanka
But I saw not a single criminal , rapist ,drunkard , drug , wine ,
smoking , coffee or tea edict . I did not find Even an illiterate
parasite . Hindus are mostly one woman man and one man woman with
life long
Loving relationship .
2—As much wealth I saw in Surratt city of India , we don’t have that
much even if we combine all wealth
Of all cities of entire Europe .
3—What ever great wealth and high character India’s Hindus have
developed is due to the quality education system of India which they
call Bharat . Bharat has immaculate history of about 200 million
Years of wisdom and great prosperity . Exact geographical/historical
situation is pronounced at the
Beginning of each of their religious performances called ‘’sankalpa-mantra’’.
4--- Literacy in western India is 98% , in the north it is 82% ,
central it is 87% , India is 100% literate .
5--- There are 7,32,000 villages and each village has one full flashed
school they call it Gurukulam .
Where all classes of students are given free education , free of
charge , without distinction of caste , creed , religion and
nationality .
6--- In each of these Gurukulas 200 to 20,000 students study in a
monitorial education system .
7—There are two parts of education . Vidya and Shiksa . Vidya is for
awakening premonitions , intuition
And discretion involving moral codes of conduct , spiritual sciences ,
etymology , logic and policy making
For various spiritual projects . Shiksa involves vocation ,
profession , arts of living with dignity and grace Mathematics ,
medicine , chemistry , alchemy , material sciences etc .
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8---There are 18 main subjects taught in every Gurukulas . Three
math’s , geography , history , metalogy engineering , medical science
, hundreds of therapies taught daily period after period .
9---India has now [in 1835 ] about 15,800 higher study centers like
universities .
10--- British education minister said India known among Indians as
BharatVarsha has 7,32,000 schools where as England has only 240
schools with 17% literacy .
11—As documented Macaulay reported that he visited Kangra Gurukulam in
1835 where surgery was
Special subject being taught called Rynoplasty . They took skin from
leg and added in broken part of nose . In two weeks it looked so
natural beyond recognition of having operated .
12—Those days in mid 1800s , when the British in UK used to cut the
nerve to cure fever or blood pollution , in India they cured them
simply thru sniffing a herbal powder . In 1238 AD Visakhapatnam
Gurukul students and professors jointly built a huge dam which still
exists .
13--- in 1835 AD farmers of India produced 56 quintal rice each acre .
Now in 2016 AD even students or professors of an Agriculture
University can not produce more than 30 quintal rice in one acre .
14--- Macaulay further insisted that India can not be permanently
enslaved until and unless its quality
Education system is successfully destroyed . Then they made new laws
proclaiming Sanskrit and local
Language based education in India is illegal and British Government
has all rights to destroy them and
Punish the educators and students . Gurukulas were ruthlessly
destroyed and English medium Christianizing black brits , traitor
making , India hating education was forcefully shoved into their
throat This is very sad and unfortunate story of the Hindu India .
Even in 1947 when the result of long Freedom
Movement was to come out in success Gandhi Nehru the evil power
hijacked the Movement , honest leader Subhash was forgotten and India
seller above Dhritrastra/Duryodhan bargained with British Imperialists
who transferred power with 3 disgraceful conditions instead of
obtaining full freedom . Those conditions which all dishonest
politicians have concealed from public are-
1 ---- 10,000 crores of rupees paying to UK every year .
2 -----30,000 tons of beef killing holy cows giving to the British
people yearly .
3 ---Can not attack another dominion state such as Pakistan no matter what .
As far as Pakistan attacks India are sponsored by the UK boss .
Democratically Sardar Vallabh Bhai Patel was elected as Prime Minister
of so called
Free India but again a Hindu hater Miya Jawahar Khan masquerading as
Hindu Pundit Nehru
Blackmailing Gandhi and sexually involving with Mountbatten’s wife
hijacked the PM post.
Since then not a single PM or President with true Hindu blood came to
power to rescue the quality Hindu education system in India . 70
years have wasted .
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If the world peace has to be established , if crimes , rape , plunder
, murders have to be stopped if people want to live gracefully as
humans Hindu education system must be brought out at any cost, not
only in India but thru out the world . Our effort is only one of its
kind and we need
Your support .